All My Children 1/13/11

"This is my favorite tee-shirt. My gold chain is tangled in it."

     The Pine Valley Police sent detectives Casandra and Brot to the Chandler mansion to investigate the burglary masquerade concocted by crazy Annie. They were supposed to be on a stakeout, but, apparently, they're the only two cops who can deal with this type of crime. A second ambulance had to be called out to the residence when the first one had engine trouble. Casandra told JR this, but I don't think he really cared. Annie called her BFF Amanda and told her to bring Jake to the scene so he could examine Marissa. Jake looked at her bruised forehead and said she should spend the night at the hospital, but with JR's promising to watch her at his home instead, this was deemed acceptable to Jake. The hospital has lots of other suckers who are willing to spend days upon days inpatient at PVH (see Kendall). This, of course, botched JR's plans of whisking Annie away for a ski trip in the Swiss Alps.
     Scott Chandler has become more like his brother-through-adoption, JR. Remember when Scott was sickeningly sweet and would do no wrong? Hence, the reason why he confessed and got himself locked up in prison? Well, it seems the prison system has turned him into a shady character. He was able to text message Greenlee back and forth in the prison's visitor's room to demand she come visit him. When she did, he told her he wanted her at tomorrow's parole hearing. If she came, he promised to woo messed-up Madison. She reluctantly agreed, but did not mention Madison's pregnancy to him. Madison, however, told him herself...because she was nervous and blurted it out. Why was she visiting Scott at prison, you ask? Because he wrote her a letter! That was quick. Why not text-message her? That's even quicker! Why was she wearing the same gold-chained blouse she wore the other day when she was at the prison? Because she is out of clothing options? Perhaps, the baby bump has already progressed a bit and she only has a few things that still fit her. Or, perhaps, All My Children's wardrobe department failed to catch this snafu. Who needs details anyway? Not Pine Valley.